Feck Off Birds
Sounds crazy
but it works!
Yes, We're Telling You To Put A Bird's Nest On Your Boat
It seems counterintuitive, but our fake nest tricks seagulls into thinking your boat is already taken. They'll look elsewhere to build their real nest!
Why Put A Fake Nest On Your Boat?
It's actually genius when you understand seagull behavior.
Seagulls Are Territorial
Seagulls never build nests near other nesting pairs - it's not in their nature.
Prevention Is Key
Placing one of our fake nests, saves all of the hassle of dealing with a real nest once it's established. Not to mention that preventing the mess is better than removing the mess.
Protect Your Investment
Keep your boat clean and damage-free all season long.
"I thought putting a fake nest on my boat was mad, but it's brilliant! The seagulls take one look and move right along. Haven't had a single pair try to nest since!"
John S
Pittwater yacht owner
Prevent Nesting Before It Starts
Protecting moored boats from seagulls
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